Victoria Beckham and Her Circus Horse

Victoria Beckham owns at least one circus horse. Didn't you know that? I have incontrovertible proof of it. The pictures were taken in England. And once you look at them and consider the implications, it must be quite obvious to you, too.

Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham owns Victoria's Secret, and her costume designs are different. We know that, They also make a statement. The latest models on sale prove she owns a circus horse. If you don't believe me, just look at the pictures I took. Stuff as ugly and tasteless is usually worn by the girls riding horseback around a circus manege. It doesn't have to look good as it only has to be colourful, loud, and must be seen at a distance. This exactly describes what I have pictured for you.

If you see any of these costumes from near  they just give you a headache. Victoria Beckham hasn't made a name for good taste, she made a name as an average singer and by bagging one of the best football (soccer) players in the world. If you want to get a headache, too, visit the shop. Victoria's Secret can be found in New Bond Street in London.

The question where she will keep her circus horse when they move to London has not been answered so far. But that is not the only puzzle attache to her name. Why she is giving a Thanksgiving Dinner in London is an even more obscure question no one can answer. No one wants to do Thanksgiving; it is an American curiosity of no import here. Someone figure.

It gets even more puzzling why anyone wants to slaughter turkeys for that reason. And under these circumstances, when the USA is in a turkey crisis of identity threatening proportions, it makes even less sense. It is rumored that a law is going into congress soon that will limit the buying of turkey to Americans descended from the first settlers. Proof of descent has to be done by DNA. The Tea Party violently opposes the law as they have no true Americans in among them.

Meanwhile, we all are waiting for a picture of Victoria Beckham on her circus horse sporting one of her unmentionable contraptions.

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